Moms always go overboard for their kids’ birthday parties, especially for the first birthday.
So, when Jen from New Jersey was planning the greatest first birthday party for her son, she pulled out all the stops, including baking cookies shaped like “1”‘s, a family tradition.
Jen told BuzzFeed that because she was super busy with her husband and daughter’s birthdays, she had to make the cookies a whole month in advance and freeze them for the party. She used the “1” from an old set of cookie cutters and spent eight hours making a total of 189 cookies as party favors.
However, Jen and her husband JT got quite the surprised when the cookies were frosted and cooled. JT thought the “1” cookies looked a bit … off. So, he posted this photo of the sideways cookies on Twitter and we think we understand what he means.
Uh, yeah those are DEFINITELY penis cookies.
“I’m refusing to acknowledge it!” Jen said. “I still don’t see it.”
We hate to break it to you, Jen, but the internet saw it and everyone had the same, dirty thought.
Sorry, fam, you can’t serve those at the party!
— I_will_not_yield (@c_lewisbrown) May 29, 2017
Maybe his wife wanted to give them so be time to get hard.
— UteBeliever (@PortlandUte) May 29, 2017
that’s a penis dude…
— Akers 🐐H3ISMAN (@daretoreagan) May 29, 2017
I swear I looked at the picture before reading your tweet and wondered “why did someone tweet a bunch of penis cookies onto my timeline?”
— Dustin DeBerry (@dkdeberry) May 29, 2017
Yeah… Those are penises for sure
— remi 🐍 (@RemingtonL95) May 29, 2017
What is with the green icing on the penis cookies?
— Robert Caplette (@TattooedEnigma) May 29, 2017
Jen and JT still plan on having the cookies at the birthday party. But Jen said she’s considering buying “[party] bags that you can’t see through.”
It’s not like the 1-year-old will know any better—but he might be confused years down the line as to why he’s holding a penis cookie in his birthday photos.